chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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