He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
