They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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