Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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