you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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