Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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