White coat. Heels.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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