The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just wanna soil my oats bro
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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