Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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