oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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