? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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