we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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