i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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