Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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