Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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