Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm at about main and main street
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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