i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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