So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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