What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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