Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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