Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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