is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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