So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Will exercising make me less horny?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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