NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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