I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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