I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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