Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
