Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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