I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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