We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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