Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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