Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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