I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
