Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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