It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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