i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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