people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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