thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
