youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
where are my eyebrows?
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