Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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