Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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