so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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