i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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