i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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