apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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