But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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