Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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