Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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