I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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