apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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