found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My vagina is officially offended.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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