i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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