well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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