Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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