omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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