I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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