everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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