i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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